THE 33 COMMANDMENTS (REVISED):
1. You shall not harm others physically or mentally.
2. You shall not harm yourself physically or mentally.
3. Your logic can change if proven faulty, but it should always be applied with consistency.
4. Take responsibility for your ignorance.
5. Admit thy wrongs.
6. Do not deny innocent pleasures.
7. Do not deny help out of pride.
8. Express gratitude without shame.
9. Value thy habitats.
10. Protect the young.
11. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
12. Refrain from taking more than you need.
13. Embrace originality in your spirituality.
14. Thou shall not colonize.
15. Don’t speak over others.
16. Only raise your voice for the sake of a joke or a song.
17. Thou shall not censor.
18. Do not assert an uninformed opinion.
19. Never condescend.
20. Thou shall not steal from those who need what they have.
21. Be dependable.
22. If you choose to use mind-altering substances you must do so responsibly.
23. Listen to people.
24. You must take care of yourself before others.
25. Thou shall not give weight to others’ perception of you.
26. Always keep thy sense of humor.
27. Exercise thy creativity.
28. Don’t bother people.
29. Always use your blinker.
30. Ask before using what’s not yours.
31. Never walk into a dark room.
32. Respect the dead.
33. Adhere to the morals you claim.
